ra BungoBuds™

The Cannbibal

Chapter 1

¹Bungo was a boy who loved a woman who had big peepee energy. He was a man who loved an older woman with long hair and big eyes. ²They were all happy together, but they weren't the only ones. ³Everyone wanted happy phuck peepee time, but Steve who always listened to the Bungo conversations was jealous of the Bugnos' happiness. ⁴So he made up a story about his own peepee-loving life to make Bungo think that Steve was being nice. ⁵The women held a contest to see whose peepeee was the peepeeeee-est, and Steve was still a bastard, but from that day on, the story spread that he had a big peepee. ⁶The girls wanted Steve to hold the contest to see who had the biggest peepee, but the losers became angry. ⁷Thus began the billion years war of the peepee monsters. ⁸A short history of the monsters mating and warring over the most beautiful girls in the land... ⁹Then the criticizers of the Bungo introduced the Burnie Ouchies to all peepees small and large. ¹⁰At first the Burnie Ouchies started out small but soon grew to be the most powerful monster group. ¹¹Even Harnold suffered from the Burnie Ouchies' massive baby machine. ¹²The Burnie Ouchies and the Bungo continued to mate and fight until the last few survivors of the last two groups had only each others' company.

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Timeline of Bungo

Era Name Title(s)
1st Astral The Before Times. The Forgotten Times. The Times less spoken of. The Times Misremembered. The Uh-Oh Period.
1st Umbral The Great Peepee Contest of Steve
The Calamity The Billion Years War ᵀᴹ
2nd Umbral The Rise of Bungo.
3rd Astral The Dawning of the Burnie Ouchies
3rd Umbral The Fall of Harnold to the Burnie Ouchies
4th Astral Bungo ingurgitated within itself the Burnie Ouchies
4th Umbral The Murder of the Un-White, also known as the Era of Anti-Brown, the Forced Exodus of the Non-Anglo
5th Astral The Beginnings of Modern Bungo
5th Umbral Halo 2: Electric Boogaloo
6th Astral The Inebriated Hagen and the Unearthing of the Flaccid Penis, Twice
6th Umbral The Higher Learned Phuck Smackies
7th Astral Hangover Part Phuck: The New Orleans Times
7th Umbral The Great Joining of the Nipon: From Zero To Hiro
8th Astral The ratification of Shitload and Shitleft days in the two thousand and twenty first year after Brown Man murdered
8th Umbral The Rise of Recorded Retardation®
9th Astral The Great Return to Tarkov. Who is Jack Barrigam?
9th Umbral The Arrival of the Prophet of Bungo, warning of the 2nd Billion Years war™
10th Astral The Spreading of Justice, Freedom, and Democracy
10th Umbral ...

Holidays

Shitleft and Shitload Days

  • Prior to the dawning of the fourteenth day of May in the two thousand twenty first year of Bungo Energy, a knowledge had hitherto been bestowed upon the Bungo Buds. For it was on this day the proclamation rang out for the celebration of Shitleft day, and in a short while longer the celebration of Shitload day. The exact determination each year for the commencement of celebration of these two holidays would henceforth be determined as such: Shitleft day shall be made equivalent to the calculation of the calendar date such that the exact number of days remaining until the final day of the current year be equal to two hundred thirty one days. Shitload day shall be the exact same calculation but in the inverse, such that from the first day that begins the current year the calculation should be found that the two hundred thirty first day of the current year in reference to the agreed upon first day mentioned prior shall be celebrated as Shitload day.

Ultimate Xmas

  • It will hereafter be remembered and respected, that during the Jewish celebration of Hanukkah a new and better holiday will be spread amongst the followers of Bungo Energy. Ultimate Xmas (pronounced "Christmas") will the direct response to and celebration of the glory that is the warmth and dominance of Bungo Energy. The defined dates for Ultimate Xmas will be defined by the decided upon dates for Hanukkah each year, so as to maximize its effectiveness. The chaos of Ultimate Christmas must be spread for all and will continue until the holiday for which its dates are defined is no longer in celebration.

Laws

  1. Smack or get smacked

Unwritten Written Rules of Bungo

  • If you're gonna go out, go out slurpin'
  • Friendly fire will be done in the head
  • In the event of team kill, see you in 9 months.

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